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Me: I do not want to be all mean and cruel and shit, but how do you tell someone that just because they are skinny and you can see their abs does not mean they dont like a case of the walking HIV? Mr. X: That’s a rather difficult question, because everytime i’ve tried telling [...]
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Voice Command – “Text Ashleigh”
Posted: 14th August 2011 by Davey Boy in iPhone, My Life, Photos, Quotes, TechTalkSo, I for real asked my iPhone to “Text Ashleigh” with Voice Control and sure as shit this is what the fucker did to me…do you think it knows something we have all suspected for quite awhile?
Sometimes Friends Share Too Much 411
Posted: 1st August 2011 by Davey Boy in Decisions, My Life, Quotes, TechTalk, TumblrTags: melatonin
Me: i just done fucked up Mr. X: how Me: i was not even thinking and went ahead and took my melatonin Mr. X: omg Me: and here i was being productive
Never Let The Judge You
Posted: 23rd July 2011 by Davey Boy in Decisions, My Life, Pop Culture, QuotesTags: comedy
There is nothing, and I mean not even a 9” cock buried deep in your ass, more amazing than being belligerently fucked up all to hell and feeling fabulous about it bitches. Don’t let anyone judge you for being a hot mess. Just remember, if you gonna be a mess, be a hot one and [...]
Let’s Be In Love
Posted: 21st June 2011 by Davey Boy in Meat Loaf, Music, My Life, Photos, Quotes, RomanceTags: Hang Cool Teddy Bear, Let's Be In Love, Meat Loaf, Patti Russo
Let’s close the door Let’s be indiscreet Let’s be the flesh and the sweat on the sheets Let’s fill the darkness with passion and grace Let’s leave a mark that will never erase God knows what we’ll be by the morning light Now come on over here Let’s be in love tonight Let’s Be In [...]